Welcome To Rock Bottom
Ever wonder where those has-been celebrities of yesteryear end up? Apparently, here. Yes, even has-been F-listers need to pay the bills, so for the bargain price of $19.95 you can have your choice from a plethora of ‘used-to-be-famous’ people to actually call you, or a loved one! What a great idea for the perfect Valentine’s gift! My mouth watered as I perused my choices. Here are a few of my top picks… Oh it’s so hard to stop laughing choose!
Larry Haskins best know as the principal from ‘Saved By The Bell’. No Screech?
Joseph Gannascoli Best known as the gay mobster on The Sopranos. His downward spiral included a stint on Celebrity Fit Club.. who thought he could go any lower? And in fact he has.
HORSHACK!!!! But who wouldn’t hang up after the first sylable of that annoying voice!
Jon Provost – Best… oh wait, only, know for being Lassie dopey sidekick… often found at the bottom of a well.
Butch Patrick Awwww, little Eddie Munster
Doug Feiger lead singer of The Knack. Wonder if he takes requests for My Sharona?
OK, as soon as I saw this website I had an immediate thought that this guy HAD to be on it!
Lorenzo Lamas – famous for…..I have no idea!
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DR. Elmo – “grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”. Oh yeah, guess who everyone on my list is getting a call from next Christmas!
Whatchu Talkin ’bout Willis???? I bet that gets old after the first 5 calls! But hey! He’s making $19.95 (minus, of course, the site’s cut) cha-ching!
OH MY HELL!!!!! DING DING DING!! WE HAVE A WINNER! Who wouldn’t want a call from Skippy!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!
Here’s a few you couldn’t pay me $19.95 to give them my phone number!
Sid Haig – supposedly he was in Jackie Brown. His look says “I would like to slit your throat while you sleep.”
Kato Kaelin – The last thing I need is him asking to crash in my guest room!
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Kane Hodder – Jason – ‘Nuff said.
This guy played Leatherface in TCM… but I think I’ve seen his ad on Craig’s List personals.
Leonard Lies – WTF! No thanks.
